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Geeves, this reminds me of a nursery rhyme, or am I just showing my age?

"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
Now let us have some pie."

Some problems are universal :)

Different words to the ones I knew but yes I was having a little fun in a minor topic.
I suspect your version is much older than my simpler version.

Yeah its a bit Olde English isn't it.
I suspected you were taking the mickey mouse.
Next time you could try puss'n'boots.

Cant see me losing my boots. Slippers maybe